March 2012
Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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